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You who have kept me in this chair for so long With your meaningless drively drone You strut You swagger You read from the screen
May your software grow hard And your value chain rust
May your bar graphs sag And your pie charts be eaten
May your screen attract huge insects And your laser pointer grow dim
May your remote malfunction And your screen fall down
May your handouts be blank And your projector explode
May the jargon police burst in And carry you off screaming
May they pry the remote from your hand And shine lights in your eyes
May you forget everything And remember nothing
May you return to a kinder And gentler world before the scourge of PowerPoint |
